BITCH STOLE MY LOOK Tina Provis wears Temu version of Elsa Pataky’s red jumpsuit at the Transformers One Premiere. It was awkward.

Last night, the stars gathered round again to meet for a very special, once in a blue moon premiere. Actually, wait, not true. We were here just last week for the opening of Sunset Boulevard. My god, how do these people do it?! I feel exhausted just keeping up :/

Anyways, it was kind of a big deal. Why, might you ask? Because Australia’s sweetheart and darling forevermore, Chris Hemsworth, was the one to lead the premiere. And of course, it wouldn’t be a true Hemsworth appearance without the entire family. Naturally, we also spotted Elsa Pataky and their twin sons, Sasha and Tristan, making their appearance on the red carpet.

Let’s be real, Chrissy-boy was 1000% Elsa’s plus one for this red carpet. She looks INCREDIBLE. I mean, I too would be grinning ear to ear if I looked like that nearing 50. I don’t know what she’s drinking or who she’s paying, but I want in.

Perhaps the only thing about the outfit we weren’t quite sold on was Tina Provis’ Temu-adaptation of her look. If we’re playing ‘who wore it better’, I’d have to be handing it to Elsa. Either way, we’re thinking that burgundy might be the colour of the season, huh?

It also appears that Elsa and Tina weren’t the only ones playing bitch-stole-my-look on the evening, with Jessica Ferguson and Jamie Azzopardi both wearing awfully similar bedazzled gowns. Are we angry? Absolutely not. They both look fabulous, so no complaints here.

Now, I could sit here and spend my days writing about how Chris also looks great. But then again, we already know that. Snooze. What I will say, however, is the atrocity of letting their sons out with those haircuts. Like, WTF. I’d say they’d get be getting bullied, but then again, I guess they don’t have to worry about that when their dad is literal Thor. Must be nice.

Other notable mentions include Brian Tyree Henry, and what might possibly be the coolest jacket ever. Perhaps a little on-the-nose, but we still appreciate it. And of course Axel, Michelle Bridges son. As far as I’m concerned, that child is literally Commando Steve trapped in an 8-year olds body. I’m waiting for him to scream at me to do another five burpees. He seems cute, but lowkey it’s freaking me the fuck out.

Anyway, I’m sick of my own voice now. Scroll down to check out all the pictures from the evening.