PESCATARIAN Here’s everything we know about MAFS bride Lauren’s hot but kind of psycho sister

BY: Kartya Vucetic

Those who claim the silly season ends over this long weekend have no idea what they’re talking about. Because while the Christmas, New Year and summer break festivities might now be behind us, today officially marks the start of the real silly season.
MAFS is back, baby.
Time to marry a stranger!!
Ahh, it truly is the most wonderful time of the year. A time where overworked producers rack their brains to come up with new and inspiring ways to stir drama, ignite tensions, and help people coming into the experiment with 100% the right reasons.
Now, unless you’ve been living under a rock, or actually have good taste when it comes to television, we know you tuned into tonight’s premiere episode. And I think I can speak for us all when I say there’s one pressing question on everyone’s mind.
Who the fuck is Lauren’s sister.
I mean, come on, I get that this is Lauren’s big day and all. But the drama, the fiasco, the absolute fucking catastrophe that this bride’s sister brought honestly couldn’t be scripted.
Throughout the episode, I think all of our jaws were on the floor at the scene she made when 37-year old Lauren Hall married her hunky 35-year old groom, Eliot Donovan. From calling the bride “frigid” multiple times, to claiming she looked thinner that her sister, she really did morph into the bridesmaid from hell. Her total inability to remain anything but the centre of attention turned the entire wedding into a complete shit show.
This doesn’t feel tense at all
So here’s what we know (so far)…
It should come as no surprise that our glamorous Brisbane-based diva works in…drumroll…real estate. And not only does she work in it, she is the Founder and CEO of Tamara Hall Properties. Style Magazine have described her as having, “grace, gratitude and unparalleled expertise”, and I’d also love to know what crack they’re smoking.
MAFS bride Lauren Hall and her sister Tamara
Outside of her professional career, we can tell that she loves private jets, private yachts, and private inquiries to be her next executive assistant. My god would I love to know what the turnover rate of that job is.
For anyone considering a career change
From her line of interrogation of poor bloody Jordy, we can also probably assume that she’s a vaccinated queen. Oh, and how could we forget that she’s a pescatarian. She literally walked out from the wedding in protest of her insufficiently met dietary requirements. But hey, at least she’s standing up for what she believes, right? I just know that a can of tuna HATES to see Tamara coming.
But in all seriousness, it does appear that her and her sister Lauren are reasonably close. It takes only a few seconds to scroll through her public Instagram account to see the dozens of pictures they have travelling first class to European destinations together. So either the producers have totally stitched us up, or there’s been a serious falling out since filming.
Some serious glitz and glam going on
Either way, consider us to have taken the bait. This might just be the very best season to date, and I don’t even know how that’s possible. Our spidey senses are tingling that when it comes to Lauren and Eliot drama, it really only just starts here. Don’t believe me? Watch all the BTS we sneakily grabbed as the two walked into the State Theatre.
Oh, and just in case you felt like doing an Instagram deep dive, we’ve spared you the effort and rounded up more of everything Tamara Hall.