WOO WOO Here’s your Strawberry Moon horoscope courtesy of ChatGPT and a mild existential crisis

Sydney’s getting a front-row seat to tonight’s Strawberry Moon, aka the full moon in Sagittarius. Astrologically, it’s one of the bigger lunations of the year, stirring up big feelings, impulsive decisions, and the kind of introspection you really didn’t ask for.

So if you’re suddenly questioning your life choices or ready to blow up your routine, blame the moon. After all, it’s easier than taking personal responsibility.

So…what does this actually mean for you? Well unfortunately for us we don’t have a resident astrologer here in the So Sydney! office, so we did what any other mildly uncreative Gen Z would do: ChatGPT it. Turns out, that thing really can do everything. Of course, I sprinkled in a few TikToks partly for good measure, partly to feel like I’ve contributed to this article.

And if you want to see it in person: look up just after sunset. Best views are from the clifftops, Observatory Hill, or anywhere with minimal light pollution (and ideally, minimal existential dread).

Alright, all set? Here’s your official, ChatGPT-sponsored (and yet bizarrely emotionally accurate) horoscope for this Strawberry Moon season.

♈ Aries

You’re itching for something new — trip, hobby, career pivot, personality transplant — doesn’t really matter. Just make sure you’re not blowing up your life purely out of boredom. Some things don’t need a full rebrand.

♉ Taurus

Money, resources and long-term security are taking up most of the mental real estate. Expect some clarity on financial baggage or investments that aren’t actually doing much except stressing you out. Might be time to cut losses and simplify.

♊ Gemini

This full moon is shining directly on your relationships — business, personal, romantic, situationships included. Expect some real talk (or realisation) about where certain connections are actually going. Be honest — or at least more honest than usual.

♋ Cancer

Your daily habits are under review — work, health, whatever ‘wellness’ means in your world. If you’ve been ignoring your own routines, this moon’s basically calling you out. Start small. Hydrate. Touch grass.

♌ Leo

Romantic and creative matters take centre stage. Whether it’s a new situationship or a new side hustle, you’re craving attention (as always) — but the full moon may highlight which projects or people aren’t worth the ongoing production budget.

♍ Virgo

Home life or family dynamics are coming up for air. Could be house stuff, could be unresolved tension at the dinner table. Either way, don’t get stuck micromanaging the situation — not everything needs your intervention.

♎ Libra

Expect information overload: texts, emails, invites, sudden “catch up” requests. Everyone wants your time. The trick here is not accidentally saying yes to all of it. Learn to say no without offering three backup dates.

♏ Scorpio

Your finances are in the frame. This moon’s shining a light on where your money’s actually going (spoiler: probably subscriptions and overpriced groceries). Audit accordingly. Resist the urge to make big purchases “for future you.”

♐ Sagittarius

This one’s all about you — your choices, your identity, your next big move. The vibe is less “what do people expect from me” and more “what am I doing with my life?” No pressure.

♑ Capricorn

You’re running your annual internal audit. Old patterns, bad habits, unresolved issues — all up for review. Take the hint. You don’t need to solve everything today, but you do need to stop pretending you haven’t noticed.

♒ Aquarius

Friendship dynamics may feel… different. This moon is highlighting which groups actually support you, and which ones you’ve outgrown but kept around out of habit. Don’t be afraid to make cuts.

♓ Pisces

Career and public image are getting some attention. Opportunities may present themselves — but so will a few reality checks. If you’ve been coasting, this moon will gently (or not so gently) nudge you back into the driver’s seat.