DELSEY CHATELET AIR 2.0
While the marriage doesn’t last Clint and Lauren’s luxe luggage is a match made in heaven

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It’s the couple that we’re all not quite sure about: Lauren and Clint. And while on screen, the two appear to be developing a strong foundation of friendship within their marriage, let’s be real, we all know how it’s about to end. I’m guessing a MAJOR friend zone, and probably by Lauren.

I mean seriously, at this rate we should start questioning where these experts’ accolades are really coming from. And while we get that matchmaking is more of an art than a science, they seem to be seriously screwing the pooch this season. Do any of them actually last? Our spidey senses suspect the answer to that is a big fat no.

And it’s a shame, really. Because judging off “superficial things like luggage”, as Eliot would call it, these two really seem to be a match made in heaven. Late last year, we spotted the two moving into the Green Square apartments after their reasonably successful honeymoon (by earlier comparisons, at least). And look at those suitcases. If they don’t scream, “we’ve just flown back Emirates Business from the PGA European Tour”, I don’t know what does.

Their matching luggage (and outfits, for that matter) scream fundamentally compatible. Trad-wife WAG meets spray-tanning pro golfer? I mean, come on. You really can’t blame the experts for this one not working out. Perhaps Lauren’s Delsey Chatelet Air 2.0 was inevitably no match for a Rimowa suitcase Jacqui whips out later the season. Perhaps Clint’s baggage was just too much for Lauren to handle. More on that here.

Anyway, you know what to do. Scroll down for all the cute couple pics.

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