Adrian Grenier spotted on Sydney harbour cruise. Has entered his chubby dad era but still gorgeous.

Attention all 80s babies and Devil Wears Prada superfans! Heartthrob Adrian Grenier has officially landed in Sydney and is looking as gorgeous as ever. That’s right, the American film star has been flitting across the town. Yesterday, he was spotted jumping onto a super yacht for a private event.

Sporting a brown cardigan and cream button-up shirt, Grenier showed us those bedroom eyes we’ve all fallen in love with. Sure, he’s looking a little more on the chubby dad bod side, but that might just make him even cuter.

What was the event, you’re probably wondering? That’s a little less cute.

Last week, an Australian skincare brand announced a giveaway in celebration of their new range. One lucky winner would be awarded a ticket onboard the boat, giving plenty of opportunities to fraternise with the movie star.

Now, call me a hater, but the whole promotion seemed a little off-kilter if you ask me. The brand focuses on and promotes environmental sustainability. Naturally, each entrant to the competition was then required to ‘prove’ how they contribute to environmental sustainability.

“I use a Yeti water bottle instead of plastic,” one commenter replied to the post. People will say anything for a a harbour cruise with Adrian Grenier apparently.

Aside from the virtue signalling there was one thing that was more problematic.

That is, the fact that the ‘most environmentally inspiring response’ would receive tickets to hop on a boat that isn’t exactly powered by wind or Teslas. Seems kinda unfriendly to the environment if you ask me. And that’s not even factoring in the environmental toll of flying out an international superstar.

Now, I’m not personally against catching flights. Nor do I find a super yacht morally repugnant (for anyone, with one, who might be wondering), however a gin palace will never be a sailing boat will it.

And look, we can’t blame poor baby Grenier in all of this. But the moral of the story? Keep your wits about you, ladies and gentlemen, because very little is actually what it seems.