CRINGE “You da man!!” Adrian says to Adrian, from his own TikTok fan page account
BY: Kartya Vucetic
If there’s one thing I know to be true, it’s that this MAFS season is an absolutely catastrophic shit show. Honestly, keeping up with all this drama is genuinely a full time job, let alone writing about it.
And to make matters worse, an ex-girlfriend of our favourite human ever (not), Adrian Araouzou, has taken matters into her own hands. And by that, we mean spilled the tea on Abbie Chatfield’s It’s A Lot podcast. The show is widely recognised as every man’s worst nightmare. So, we can probably assume Adrian’s pulling out his hair as we speak.
Here’s the rundown…
The ex, Geneva Drake, has already made quite the number of headlines this week. It was only five days ago when we dug through the receipts and confirmed that the ‘mystery woman’ spotted with Adrian last week was in fact, hers truly. The two apparently had a brief relationship towards the end of last year after filming. Ultimately, they were caught out by Daily Mail’s paps. Despite the budding romance, the relationship appears to have fizzled out quickly.
I have a feeling that Adrian isn’t actually here to find a real connection | Image: Daily Mail
“[He has] misogynistic, narcissistic, psychologically controlling tendencies,” Geneva leads with on Chatfield’s podcast. Immediately, we just know this is gonna be a good one.
According to Geneva, the two met on NYE through a friend. The relationship went from zero to one hundred almost instantly. I mean, I’d drop my dacks too if a man showed me his vision board less than five minutes into meeting him. That’s some seriously sexy stuff.
Said NYE on the left, and Adrian’s current wife on the right
Honestly, the podcast is a hard listen, so we’ll spare you the nitty gritty details. All I’ll say is that it doesn’t take long for Geneva to confirm our well-founded suspicions. Adrian is, in fact, a total arsehole.
Perhaps the highlight of the episode is Geneva’s grand revelation…
Adrian has established his own TikTok fan page account in honour of himself. Essentially, he takes snippets from his segments of the season and captions them alongside profound questions that aren’t profound. He also adds funny comments that aren’t funny. And yes, he does comment on his own official posts in support.
“Are Adrian’s feelings valid?” Adrian asks himself
“Bro, all these bitches are crazy. You da man,” Adrian comments on Adrian’s post. For legal reasons, this is purely a joke.
And look, you’ve got to give it to da man. It appears he’s taken his 333K Instagram follower goal on his vision board into his own hands. He is making any and all attempts to bump himself up the feed. Right now though, he does only have 57 followers.
Adrian might not have 33K followers yet, but 57 isn’t nothing!!
Adrian’s response…
Naturally, our clout chasing king responded within about thirty seconds of Chatfield’s podcast being aired. And while we’d love to cover what he said, he didn’t include any subtitles, so we couldn’t really understand it.
All jokes aside, to all our dearest readers, I say it’s time to like, follow and subscribe to @adriansmafsfan. To Adrian, yes, we accept PayID and/or charitable donations.
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