SPOILER ALERT

Don’t be fooled by the stage lights, tonight’s MAFS bride will soon be getting unceremoniously dumped. And we don’t mean by her groom…

It might have only been two days but MY GOD am I happy this week’s MAFS has started up again. I don’t know what these producers have been putting into this season but let me tell you, I am hooked.

Tonight, we witnessed good ol’ Tony Mojanovski and Morena Farina to tie the knot. And wow that was beautiful. Because they might both be the eldest participants in the experiment, but they truly are young in love.

But alas, this is where my sneaky little spoilers come in, so look away if you hate fun.

It appears that despite their initial kindling of romance, Morena and Tony don’t get all that far into this season. And frankly, we’re not all that sure as to why. Because despite being spotted very much in love at multiple dinner parties, it didn’t take long for Morena to be unceremoniously dumped from the show.

So the next question is: what the fuck happened?

Well, to be completely frank with you. We’re not all quite sure. Just two weeks after their last dinner party spotting, Morena was papped on the sidewalk waiting for her ride home. And let me tell you, that woman had a lot of luggage.

Now, we understand that despite our best wishes, not every couple on MAFS will make the long run. But we’re not exactly sure if this instance of dumping was even instigated by Tony. Yahoo News reports the mother-of-two was also entirely ignored by her co-stars and producers as they passed her outside. So common sense might suggest that someone’s behaved poorly. Our spidey senses are tingling that something bad went down, and production exiled her from the season.

Why is this all so weird?

Typically, when couples end their experiment, producers still go out of their way to keep it under wraps. Apart from needing to film a few shots for a dramatic exit scene, hotel exits are kept private in order to prevent us from giving away spoilers (lol). In other words, allowing Morena to sit there, in broad daylight, for everyone to see, just doesn’t happen. What are our spidey senses saying? This lady has been axed from production.

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This information would also give some context as to why Morena, like Tim, has been unwilling to share her Instagram account with Channel 9, as per standard procedure. I mean seriously, the MAFS producers hit a doozy this season in selecting highly difficult people.

And if things weren’t already really confusing, Yahoo News reports that one local cafe owner actually came up to Morena, took a photo of her and started laughing. When asked by surrounding paparazzi why he did this, he replied, “So I can send it around to the other local business owners and write good riddance”.

I guess we’ll have to wait and see how this one unfolds. In the meantime, I will be holding my breath.

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