CRIKEY I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here fans around the nation vindicated as Rob Irwin’s new Bonds campaign releases
BY: Kartya Vucetic
He’s Australia’s most eligible bachelor. Young, handsome, and the son of none other than the greatest Australian to ever live, Steve Irwin. Except this time, Robert Irwin is back to ruffle a few feathers.
Okay, I’ve kept you waiting enough. This morning, Bonds released a new campaign featuring old mate Rob. And let’s just say he looks really fucking hot. Like. Really hot. I’m actually feeling quite flustered just writing this.
Okay, so by now, you probably can see why the entire nation has woken up with their knickers in a twist. Where did our beloved short king go? What fearless Adonis has he been replaced with? WHY IS ROB IRWIN SO HOT.
To be honest, I never really understood the fandom behind the I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here co-host. Even after a stint at the Logies last year, I was lowkey shocked to see so many screaming women appear to be one glimpse away from throwing their bras at the barely legal man. And now, I must take my hat off to all these ladies. Because they were the ones with enough foresight to see this kind of potential.
I’ll also admit that the gateway from crocodile wrangler to underwear model was not something that I saw in my crystal ball for 2025. But hey, at least the man’s got range.
“Christ alive”, one commenter wrote.
“Wait what…when did he….how did he….huh”, another added.
“I am PREGNANT” another rather flustered lady exclaimed.
Okay, that’s all you’re getting from me today. I’m going to go and make myself a cup of tea now.
