PELICANO PASH MAFS’ Ryan Donnelly spotted kissing Australia’s most famous influencer-slash-actor-slash-model-slash-author-slash-singer

Ahh, as much as we try to escape it, it’s inevitable. Once you’re swept up in the vortex that is MAFS, there’s no way you ever truly get out (as much as we might try). Last Saturday night was no exception to this universal rule.

They say the hills have eyes, and honestly, it probably wouldn’t do some of these MAFS stars harm in remembering that every once in a while. After all, their fifteen minutes might be up, but that doesn’t mean we’re not keeping tabs.

Okay, enough of my antics. Last Saturday, we caught none other than ex-MAFS groom Ryan Donnelly having a good ol’ Pelicano pash with Australia’s most famous influencer-slash-actor-slash-model-slash-author-slash-singer. And if you have to guess who that might be, then you’ll probably be here for a while.

It’s clear that the free love movement of the 60s was in full swing at the Studio 54 themed party, with the two sharing an intimate moment in the romantic privacy of a 10-person party booth. And if you’re wondering who else bore witness, Ali Daher and Tony Mojanovski were also in attendance, because of course they were.

If it’s true that a picture tells a thousand words, then congratulations: we’ve just stumbled across the worst fan-fiction ever written.