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The ultimate Christmas gift guide if you’ve still not got your shit together

We listen and we don’t judge. I’ll go first. Despite Christmas being just over 10 days away, I do not have my shit together. There, I said it. I live to tell the tale, and we move on.

And funnily enough, I have my sneaking suspicions that I’m not the only one who’s been feeling a little pressed for time this month when it comes to some good ol’ fashioned Chrissy shopping. Add large extended families and a Friendsmas Secret Santa into the mix? Feelings of overwhelm are at an all time high.

That’s where I come in. Because despite not personally having gone through the motions as to whose made my naughty and nice list this year, I certainly have the ability to lecture you all. Whether it be your brother who just moved into a sharehouse and is still trying to figure out how to fry an egg, or your uber cool friend who just finished their architecture degree, we’ve got something for everyone.

Ok, all set? Here’s your ultimate Christmas gift guide if you’ve still not got your shit together this December.

Hommey x Frank Green Reusable Water Bottles

Perfect for:

• Women with exceptional taste.
• People who do pilates.
• Someone who already has a Hommey robe they can match their drink bottle to.
• PRICE: $49 595mL, $69 1L bottles
• BUY HERE.

FRED’s Baguette Bag

Perfect for:

• Iconic people.
• Gifts that are both funny but also lowkey really cool.
• Non-gluten free eaters.
• PRICE: $275
• BUY HERE.

Sydney Brutalism Coffee Table Book

Perfect for:

• Those into architecture.
• People who enjoy bringing up the Sirius building at dinner parties.
• Black-and-white minimalists.
• PRICE: $40 from Booktopia
• BUY HERE.

Cloud Blvd Yvette Pink Set

Perfect for:

• Your girlfriend that already has everything.
• People not opening Christmas presents with Nan.
• PRICE: $138
• BUY HERE.

CCC x Graedance Gravity Ring

Perfect for:

• Cool girls.
• People who never seem to own enough jewellery.
• The ring is inspired by ‘magnetic attraction’, so probably someone you’re dating.
• PRICE: $220
• BUY HERE.

Sol de Janeiro Bum Bum Jet Set

Perfect for:

• Those embarking on a tropical vacation in the distant future.
• Anyone under the age of 25.
• People who enjoy smelling like a coconut.
• PRICE: $53
• BUY HERE.

Ottolenghi Simple Cookbook

Perfect for:

• Overzealous beginner cooks.
• Someone who’s just moved into a new place.
• People who display cookbooks on their coffee table and never open them.
• PRICE: $29 at Target
• BUY HERE.

Dyson Airwrap

Perfect for:

• That one person who’s still yet to join the cult.
• Joined/group gifts.
• People who spend far too much time at the hairdresser.
• PRICE: $814 at Amazon.
• BUY HERE.

Papa Salt Gin

Perfect for:

• Gin drinkers (obviously).
• Margot Robbie lovers (she is a co-founder).
• People who take far too much pride in the aesthetics of their bar cart.
• PRICE: $82 at BWS.
• BUY HERE.

Maison de Sabre Sabremoji Fruit Charm

Perfect for:

• Your mate who’s always losing shit.
• People who enjoy eating fruit.
• Key chain enthusiasts.
• PRICE: $69
• BUY HERE.

Kmart Anko Hard Anondised Non-Stick Frypan

Perfect for:

• Your brother who finally just moved out.
• People who appreciate exceptional value for money.
• Anyone with a New Year’s resolution to stop ordering Uber Eats.
• PRICE: $20
• BUY HERE.

Grampians Olive Co. Discovery Gift Set

Perfect for:

• People who actually know how to cook.
• Couples who visit the Hunter Valley once a year.
• Someone stuck for a Secret Santa present.
• PRICE: $35
• BUY HERE.