ICK Two Queensland real estate gurus are about to get married on MAFS, and somehow my day just got worse.
BY: Kartya Vucetic
Oh, you thought last week was dramatic? Wait until you get a load of this.
Yes, believe it or not, it’s that time of the season again where MAFS shakes things up and invites fresh intruders into the experiment. It’s either that or they’re scrambling to refill the ranks after last night’s Commitment Ceremony. Either way, best believe we’re watching.
Tonight? We’ve been promised the nuptials of a very new, very interesting (read: problematic) couple who are set to seriously up the ante. And what better way to do so than pairing off two of the most insufferable tropes you could possibly fathom: Queenslanders, and real estate agents.
Ladies and gentlemen, meet Stephanie and Tyson
That’s right. In a bid to further test the patience of an already fragile nation, the experts have paired 30-year-old house-flipper, Tyson Gordon, with 32-year-old real estate agent, Stephanie Marshall. So if there was ever a reason to Quexit, this might just be it.
With Chris now officially axed from the experiment, it appears producers have done the absolute most to replace him with someone who could very well be…well…worse. And if the name ‘Tyson’ isn’t already sounding alarm bells, allow me to elaborate. A devout Christian and self-described “anti-woke” individual, Tyson is a former army man who seems more than comfortable airing his conservative views on national television.
Buzzcut and a bad attitude
As for Stephanie, we know less. But if first impressions count for anything, the side-eye we caught during that wedding ceremony is already doing some pretty heavy lifting.
Who knew a buzz cut and a bad attitude could carry so much narrative weight? (I did).
Enough from me, scroll down to check out all the BTS pics from their Lindesay House wedding, with, of course, some of our existing favourites and villains sprinkled into the mix for good measure.
