The MAFS dinner party is about to start and Alissa has put her war paint on

Ladies and gentlemen, strap yourselves in for another evening of unadulterated torture. You might call it “the only thing on TV”, but let’s be real, you and I both know we’re locked in until the end now.

That’s right, it’s MAFS dinner party time. And one of the last for the season, at that. As the couples start to dwindle, these nights are feeling less like a party and more like a group therapy session. That is, if group therapy involved screaming across a table with a glass of vino in hand.

Tonight, all signs point to Alissa taking centre stage. And frankly, it’s about bloody time. There’s only so much vitriol one person can cop before something gives, and up until now, this woman has shown the patience of a saint.

This week, *those* text messages were sent to Alissa | Image: Channel 9

Of course, one blow-up per evening would be far too reasonable. Sam and Chris are also on the rocks following feedback week, and while a picture might tell a thousand words, the three below really only say one: yikes.

As for the rest, you’ll have to wait until 7:30pm. In the meantime, scroll on for all the BTS before shit inevitably hits the fan. And yes, I’ve said that far too many times this season.

Go on.