THE SHOW IS ABOUT TO START Jamie and Lauren are about to have a major showdown, so it’s time to get your popcorn ready…
BY: Kartya Vucetic
Our beam of light, our shining hope, our valiant protector, Jamie, is coming under fire tonight. And, like the rest of Australia right now, I’m sharpening my sword and polishing my armour because this means fucking war. Who could possibly have a gripe to bear with none other than this country’s national hero?
Just in case you forgot who our national treasure is | Image: Channel 9
Oh, that’s right, Lauren. Well, I guess there’s no surprises there.
And let’s be real, the trad-wife Martha Stewart wannabe was never going to get along well with the outspoken Greek firecracker that is Jamie. The MAFS producers probably cast those two while rubbing their sweaty palms together in full evil genius mode.
But the one question on everyone’s tongue is: what is actually about to go down? And why are loyalties being tested?
Unfortunately, as much as I’d love to spoil it for you all, I’m bound by the likes of ethics, trust and legal contracts that have sworn me to secrecy. What we can tell you, however, is that shit is about to get real.
This afternoon, MAFS’ very own Instagram account revealed a little trailer of what’s to come, and let’s just say it involves some serious name calling. Like we said this morning, this bunch has gone into full school camp mode.
Now, we can immediately connect the dots from last night’s episode in assuming this has come from the very classy very important Lauren. It appears that name calling is actually a go-to move for her when she can’t justify her bad behaviour in any other way. “Boganic”, “feral” and “wild animals” are just some of her ammo that’s been fired off in the last day.
Add booze, sixteen people under one roof, and poor Clint who’s still desperately trying to prove to Lauren that he is, in fact, a man, and you’ve got a major group-wide blow up.
What does that mean for you, you’re wondering? It’s time to grab the popcorn and pop open the vino, because this might just be the showdown of the year.
Clint is, in fact, a man
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