WOMP WOMP MAFS groom Tim Gromie refuses to share his Instagram or take official portrait photos. Our spidey senses detect dickhead.

BY: Kartya Vucetic

It’s not a true MAFS season without at least one dickhead, and boy, are our spidey senses tingling. Because while we might not have had a real opportunity to meet 38-year old Tim Gromie just yet, it’s rare that our intuition fails us.
Yesterday, Daily Mail revealed that the soon-to-be groom has supposedly cut all ties with the show. He’s refused to share his Instagram account with Channel 9, and didn’t even show up to publicity day for his official portrait photo.
Step aside Eliot, we might just have a new villain in town.
I just know this man’s up to no good. Image: Channel 9
We’re sworn to secrecy, so won’t be dishing out any spoilers quite yet. Nevertheless, it takes two brain cells and a slice of initiative to realise that there’s probably a reason he’s been so bloody uncooperative. After all, these are stock standard production expectations. Some poor bloody intern has probably now been tasked with learning how to Microsoft Paint his face onto promotional images, and we’re really feeling for them.
The So Sydney! team here have assessed the situation and come up with only two logical explanations for this kind of tanty chucking. It’s either a) things didn’t go his way; or b) he’s a total arsehole. In this case, we suspect it’s probably both.
I just don’t like him | Image: Channel 9
Channel 9 has described the Victorian-based primary school teacher as “chilled and laidback…who gives everything in a relationship”. And as far as I’m concerned, the maths just isn’t fucking mathsing.
Daily Mail reports that, “Tim felt completely betrayed”, naming them “so-called experts”. And while his partnering hasn’t been officially confirmed yet, my god we CANNOT wait.