You thought last week's MAFS dinner party was bad? Wait...it gets worse

They say that when one dickhead leaves the party, another decides to step up to the plate. And call me crazy, but my spidey senses are telling me that tonight’s MAFS dinner party will prove that theory correct.

After this week’s intruder weddings between Joel and Juliette, Sam and Chris, and of course, Stephanie and Tyson (henceforth known as the ‘urchin’), it’s safe to say that tonight’s evening meal will likely be absolutely fucking catastrophic. And that’s putting it nicely.

This man terrifies me!!!

Word on the street is that Bec might just be becoming Brook 2.0. Surprises? Few really, but there’s a small part of me that would like to see her even try to channel whatever demon was present in the room of last week’s dinner.

Other honourable mentions go to Grayson and Julia, who, judging off these arrival pics, appear to be entering solo tonight. And while I do feel sad for these two, I can’t necessarily say there are any surprises there, either.

But I’d be lying if I wasn’t most excited for the urchin to undoubtedly get absolutely ripped on national television. I’ll be drinking every time the words “dominant” and “submissive” get brought up, and I implore you to join. If you don’t hear from me later on, now you know why.

So scroll down, peruse to your heart’s content, because tonight will be big.